I am undertaking the task of changing my life through a book called, "This Book Will Change Your Life" by Benrik. You might at first think that this will be a deep soul searching experience but you'll soon realize it's just random shit. Example: Day 57 - Try a food that scares you, Day 145 - Start an urban myth, Day 298 - How do you know you're not adopted? I may get arrested, I may meet new people, I may learn something about myself, but really...I'm doing this so I can say I've done something crazy every day of 2010.

Now, please keep your hands and feet inside the car until the ride has come to a complete stop.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Day 7 - Masturbate at 13:56

For of all you Americans, that's 1:56 p.m.

Unfortunately as I was super swamped at work at 13:56 and did not have a chance to masturbate. But I read over the page and it's an obvious statement at the difference between women and men. The "woman" section includes a lengthy "erotic" story (which I swear is about some woman in the night who has to remove her drenched clothes and comes face to face with a werewolf who proceeds to rape her. NO JOKE!)

And the boy section just says," Two blonds. Doing it. Together"

Ok I get it, but I rather get aroused to a porn than to a werewolf raping some woman.

In fact I am offended...BAD authors!
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